We want you to become a stockist.

You want you to become a stockist.

So let's not beat around the bush any longer.

Drop us an email to rory@thisisnotagame.co and let's take whatever this is to the next level.

With profit margins of 50-60% for your vegan store & a reliably enthralled customer base (we sold out of our pre-order almost immediately on launching!), we are keen to be at your service.

Wholesale prices are available on request.

(When we've got enough stockists to look impressive, we'll also be uploading a map to this page showing where you can find them all. At present it'd be, uh, a little bare. But cut us some slack. We're just starting out here.)